Poem In My Pocket Day

It’s Poem in my Pocket Day. Well, I don’t really have a pocket but here is a poem I like: Yep, you guessed it, It has rabbits in it.

The Rabbit by Elizabeth Maddox Roberts

When they said the time to hide was mine,
I  hid back under a thick grape vine.

And while I was still for the time to pass,
A litle gray thing came out of the grass.

He hopped his way through the melon bed
And sat down close by a cabbage head.

He sat down close where I could see,
And his big still eyes looked hard at me,

His big eyes bursting out of the rim,
And I looked back very hard at him.

Sorry, But I’m Back!

I’m so so so so so sorry that I haven’t been blogging since Easter. The thing is, I’ve been so busy chewing up the curtains.

Well, it’s only because its nesting season, and I just have the need to chew stuff. My humans have started to put some sticks and salt into my hutch to stop this matter but I don’t think it will help. I am a salt free bunny and only eat the bark of of sticks.

I can tell by the way that they look at the curtains that they don’t like how I made them as much as I do, so besides putting the sticks in my hutch, they spray the curtains with this horrible smelling “bitter apple spray.” It might sound terrible, but the truth is I love that stuff! It tastes even better then the curtains!

Anyway, I think that nesting seasons almost over so I can prevent myself from chewing. I will start blogging again, every month and start commenting on peoples blogs again.

– Your furry friend

Writer rabbit

Product Reviews By Me

Well, I am making an attempt at writing product reviews…

Zombie Chocolate Bunny

So, yes, I ordered this product (because why not?) and as soon as I chewed the box open, it jumped out and started to attack me! I could have sworn it was trying to eat me! The only thing I could do (And I’m not really complaining) was bite off his head! But other then that, great item, I really recommend it!

Butter Chapstick

Ok, I have to admit, this stuff is totally worth it. I mean, why in the heck would you wan’t to use a boring knife to spread butter when you can use put it on your bread like Chapstick? I just had to remind my humans that it wasn’t actually Chapstick. But since they don’t speak rabbit, that didn’t go so well…

Rabbit Hutch

What is this? People sell this? Its like basicly living in a cardboard box!

I was thinking something more along the lines of this:

“Luxury hutch fits three rabbits or one spoiled one”

Hey, I don’t mind. You can call me spoiled as much as you want as long as I can live in that mansion.

Rabbit Mat

My humans think it would be nice to put this in my hutch. I chewed it up.

Well, there you have it! My first product reviews.

My People Are Keeping A Rabbit In Their Phone!

Usually, I like family picnics. There’s always some great fruits and vegetables that my family gives me, and I always like the beautiful scenery. But recently I figured out that the loud black box that humans keep in their pocket has a name. It’s called a phone. I never really understood what joy a box could give to humans but now I think I understand.

Here’s the secret:

My people have another rabbit that looks just like me in there phone. It’s tiny and it doesn’t move, but I saw it.

I uncovered your secret, humans. You can’t hide anything from Writer Rabbit. But you can still tell me why the rabbit doesn’t move. I mean really, all rabbits need exercise.